@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: As in tonight or in my lifetime?

@Body By Bacardi: WHAT?! Details please!

@vodkanaut: If you have to ask then you shall never know, my son.

@Telemundo: I can take them. I'm giving it a very very heavy consideration.

@All Over But The Sharting: There maybe nothing better on YouTube today than that fight sequence.

@Body By Bacardi: Keep an eye out for ya', Stingray.

@MelrosesMullet: I'm not sold on the fact that Joe Webb is shark food. He looked good against the Eagles and that scares me.

@vodkanaut: That was my feeling too. Isn't Whitehurst starting again?

@Body By Bacardi: Boom in your mouth.

@Red Ned: I only unzip my fly and pull my dick out of my boxers to piss at urinals. I never undo the fly and belt. It's a waste of time. It also helps that I have a tiny dick.

@Julian Vargas @Red Ned: Much appreciated. Well, lets see where the night takes us.

Also, I'm in a football suicide pool. It's the final week and there are two assholes left other than me.

DUAN,

@Body By Bacardi: I don't know. I'm kind of comfortable here on this couch.

I like my head coaches how I like my women, barefoot and looking obscenely pregnant.

@Body By Bacardi: Mr. Dink concurs.

When Anikan Skywalker killed off Yuenglings it cost him more than $2.25.

I could have done without this show in 2010.

@vege-tables: I love it. I'm hoping that 2011 allows me to make love to a Randy Newman track.

@All Over But The Sharting: Sharting, I appreciate it. I have no idea why but DUAN seems to be a good forum to go and test material and get the old writing confidence back. Glad you appreciate it.