@AirBratz23: I would start but I think Tucker Max cornered the market on this stuff, right? Plus, that trailers for that movie looked like something I filmed with my cellphone.

@All Over But The Sharting: I may not shine with the one liners on the news posts but hope my horrific stories keep you entertained. One day I will regale you with the details about how I got a twenty sided die tattoo on my calf after I got stoned at a farm party.

@sweatingmullets: I'm in IT so I get the following people ...

@vege-tables: It's never done anything for me outside of giving me churlish glee but the site does generate a lot of discussion amongst friends about what the role of media is and if blogs are considered the newz.

@All Over But The Sharting: I can tell that you were getting all hot over the WinAmp reference. The amazing thing is how you can date your existence by mentioning an old application.

@hugesunglasses: I really did like Unbreakable but it's because I love me some comic books.

I had a one night stand my junior year of college at Illinois State University. It was my first and only one.

@hugesunglasses: I can't justify another Shamalamalama movie (directed, produced, whatever) after The Happening. Granted, the movie wasn't marketed properly, it was supposed to the greatest B movie ever created. Regardless, he succeed in developing cancerous cells in my vision balls. I will not. Can not. Do it again.

@ursa: Acne breakout before my court date?

@hugesunglasses: I'd recommend the Last Airbender. Yes, by all means, go with the Last Airbender.

@Gary Oakland Athletics: I bequeath my collection of Kevin Smith collectibles to the Salvation Army of the greater Jersey area.

@gulag: And Chris Benoit is still smothering the competition.

@Hurricane_Ditka: I read it too. I don't think we really gained or lost too much from blowing two minutes of our time.

@Hurricane_Ditka: The page loadssssss a little slowwww. You see the white background eventually and it's readable.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Beautiful.

And with Evans set to have a procedure on his foot that could sideline him a few months, well, you're probably just better off killing yourself than watching The Fantastic Four: The Rewrite of Desperation.

At time of purchase, the price of Ewok has never been lower.

@gulag: This just gave me the raunchiest boner in the state of Illinois.

@SponsoredbyV8: Best date I ever had was this summer. Quick story ...

@UweBollocks: I shit you not. I have posted this on about 10 peoples walls. I have a problem.