@NoirJuggling: Everything he said plus you wont feel like having sex after it.

@CalvinandJahv: Then you'll be fine. If you are strong enough mentally you can will yourself through it. Just think of children, clouds and Donald Sutherland and you will be fine.

@JohnnyDrinky: My penis is curling ... outward?

@CalvinandJahv: Oh fuck no. You don't have to cut it out to do it. You may have to cut some of it out if you want to do it, you know, well.

@UweBollocks: I. Fucking. Hate you.

@JohnnyDrinky: I love the lyrics but I'm not feeling the rhythm. Ya hurd?

@CalvinandJahv: I've done 5. It sucks. Get a training schedule and keep to it. You can skip a day or two but you will just be hurting yourself. Also, if your a fatty fat fat fat then start trimming your diet. Those extra pounds will just add pressure to your knees.

@All Over But The Sharting: Ball 4. Strike 3!

@All Over But The Sharting: It honestly is annoying and if there was a group that lobbies for local broadcasts on the TV circuit I would be there with signs, chairs and my best angry face. Instead we all get the revolving door of Stockton, Buck, Goose, etc. It just an irritant getting pounded week after week with bad…

@titansfan78: I have ice in my glass... And I've lost her all over again. ... Because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring?

@Prick Top: I believe hobo oral is the top search string on YouPorn these days.

@All Over But The Sharting:

@Prick Top: In the last couple years I haven't seen much from Ridley Scott that I have really wanted to see. It's a shame because I really do like his older stuff.

@SchenkersAxe: Here's the other side of the PDF coin.

@FIFA-Thespian-Federation: Sounds good. Here are some quick pointers for you.

@Maloik: The kids at my last job started calling me Jimmy James after our summer volleyball team was named Jimmy James and the NeoCon flames. It just happened to rhyme.

@UweBollocks: I laughed after I saw the trailer in the theater and asked myself, Jesus, just how in the fuck is the rest of the world going to relate to this piece of shit?

@FIFA-Thespian-Federation: send me a copy of it.

@Lionel Osbourne: Thanks guys. I sincerely mean what I said and I could guess that a lot of you feel the same way. I come to Deadspin to unwind and run through the comment field for some of the best entertainment on the web. Not a day goes by that I don't spit coke, foam or something on my monitor, making the cleaning…

@Prick Top: Not as good as this one.