@FIFA-Thespian-Federation: Message me if you want to get me a copy of it. I do IT recruiting and I might be able to give you some quick pointers on it.

DUAN,

The cast of Mad TV gets better every year.

@bigbensweiner: It's a commentary on the social injustices of Peal Jam's Vs. album.

If you're going to dick barf all over the Internet then at least match it to a catchy tune.

"I haven't died. Right now I'm drinking a beer and eating fried chicken. What were you expecting, a funeral?"

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: And I now have BBQ on my monitor. God damn it.

Fuck my face that's gross. What's next, a biopic on Gwar?

The Jin King Winger. My favorite Pan Asian hot wings locale.

I'll take the pasta, please. Hold the red sauce.

@Ron_Artesticular_Fortitude: Not even Saddam Hussein would hide in that spider hole.

Are these stills from Cocoon 3?

@Ron_Artesticular_Fortitude: Does she still work there? I was just there in April. Maybe she remembers me. I was the one on crutches.

@Ron_Artesticular_Fortitude: You are correct!

I was at a strip club in North Carolina. It was actually a Car Wash/Strip Club ... whatever, not savory. Anyway, I took a cheap $10 lapdance and the girl asked me how old I was. I said I was 27 and she leaned into my ear and whispered, "You're almost old enough to be my son."

the lawsuit is asking the school to hold new tryouts for those who were cut under his reign ...

@AzureTexan: And Terri Schaivo could use some juice for her life support machine.

"It's like a court-appointed lawyer refusing to show up to the courthouse because he thinks you're not worth defending."

@UweBollocks: Yeah, no good my friend. No good.

Okay, time for sleep.