@GrimeyGrimes: Enjoy your star. I had one for about a whole month until I posted something totally unfunny really early in the morning. Wasn't fair really. Hadn't had my Count Chocula just yet.
@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: It's a little bit older but I still like 'em
@gulag: If you are not a homeowner then don't become one. Believe me. It fucking sucks. Without proper curtains I can't masturbate in my home office in peace. My god damn neighbors can see me and my stupid half-Chinese squinted face before I blow into yesterdays socks. No, I just can't do that anymore.
I just spent my entire night searching for curtains that measure 45 inches in length. Guess what, they don't make that shit. Nerd boy at Bed Bath and Beyond said they carried one in that size. The rest of them are 63, 84 or 96 inches. What about those of us who don't have fucking bay windows? Seriously.
"Is she one of those black people that stink?"
A.J., I'm at my Moms. I'm shitting. It's coming out in orange, violent bursts. What should I ... hey, where are you going?
@gulag: I'm more of a "Goo-ChangeMaName-N- Shoo" kind of guy myself.
"Once we got in that rhythm and we had those drives … we felt like once we got going and were in rhythm like that that it was going to happen for us."
@WhatWouldTebowDo?: A thousand and one pardons.
"Without a bathroom on the bus, there was no way to clean it up ... "
Well, my shit is all sorts of jacked up. Can you guys help approve me back to standard Irish Spring asshole wash commenter status.