The slogans are shitty, but UA makes some pretty damn comfortable t-shirts

2005 wants its hot take back.

Yes, I can't believe anyone would take a multimillion dollar company seriously. Just over 3 billion for 2014 U.S. Dollars in sales. Yup. Can't believe anyone would take them seriously.

I can’t even imagine the sartorial pressures on a Dr. Batman.

Wear whatever you want imo.

Also

Every QB is getting overpaid, this is pretty much in line with what everyone else is getting.

You laugh, but there’s big enough gulf between a replacement-level player and a QB who can chew gum and walk at the same time (or Jay Cutler), the difference is probably worth at least $20 million a year. You could be the Browns, you know.

“I’ve been asking her out for years and back then she told me she wouldn’t go out with me til she hit the 5 year mark. So I kept count and here we are! I made her keep her promise!”

I used to frequent frugals and lemme tell ya, it ain’t that frugal. Decent food, but there are a million more places just as good for cheaper. For example, Dicks Drive In.

If you think about it, any story about food is the beginning of a poop story.

I don’t even think it’s necessarily the weekly format, I think it’s the fact that he can focus on specific issues in greater detail. Especially less talked about, though still equally important issues. The Daily Show was at its core still a current and relevant news show. Last Week Tonight can cover what’s happened…

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee these are terrible!!

I build one pen, then I build another pen inside that pen, then I build a third inside those two pens, then I build a fourth inside those three pens. Then I put all 21 pigs in the center pen.
Every other farmer laughs at me and I bring great shame upon my family, but in my heart I know that pigs prefer matryoshka pens.

#notallmarijuanaadvocates

Marijuana advocates are the exemplars of the expression, “I really hate that I agree with you.”

Trent Richardson signed a two year, $3.85 million contract with the Raiders on March 18, 2015.

And what if that running back had been at the center of the biggest scandals to strike the NFL in years

Some people drink a lot of water to help them feel full so they snack less. (I’m one of them.) That absolutely helps. But if she’s drinking water to flush out the fat... yeah, no.

I can't see any way to relieve the pressure on Blatter unless he goes.