I don’t even think it’s necessarily the weekly format, I think it’s the fact that he can focus on specific issues in greater detail. Especially less talked about, though still equally important issues. The Daily Show was at its core still a current and relevant news show. Last Week Tonight can cover what’s happened…

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee these are terrible!!

#notallmarijuanaadvocates

Marijuana advocates are the exemplars of the expression, “I really hate that I agree with you.”

Trent Richardson signed a two year, $3.85 million contract with the Raiders on March 18, 2015.

And what if that running back had been at the center of the biggest scandals to strike the NFL in years

Some people drink a lot of water to help them feel full so they snack less. (I’m one of them.) That absolutely helps. But if she’s drinking water to flush out the fat... yeah, no.

I can't see any way to relieve the pressure on Blatter unless he goes.

*moves pizza from “Things In Australia Not Trying To Kill You” list to “Things In Australia Trying To Kill You” list*

Watch and enjoy this testament to early childhood education.

Revenge will be difficult, as I’m having a hard time trying to figure out something more disgusting to give her to eat than what she already ordered.

I’ll say this: I used to get a lot of very high-ranking Admirals and Generals on lunch shifts when I worked in Crystal City (right near the Pentagon). Every single one I ever served—without fail—was a great customer—super polite, good tippers, didn’t make a fuss. I know YMMV may vary and all, but my personal…

This really should have been the Patriots’ punishment.

Not a doctor? Next you’ll tell me you’re not a Batman!

“If I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test.”

I hope the guy who owns a boat finally catches a lucky break here.

I have seen homeless people be removed from said McDonalds by security (Mcdonalds in uk city centres have security at night to stop drunk people harassing staff)

Oh, look at you....thinking global warming is a political stance.

No. ESPN employs dozens of conservatives. That isn’t news.