That’s a perfect analogy, next time I get in a plane I'll plan on being shorter. I never think ahead and always bring my tall legs.

I’m not trying to tell you how to use your seat, I’m telling you that a large amount of people find that behavior to be dick behavior. You can buy a hummer and drive it around all day. It’s legal. It’s one of the ways it can be used. But it’s a dick thing to do.

I’m glad that you don’t have a problem with other people reclining but clearly many people do. I haven't taken out a ruler on a plane like you have, but I can tell you that it feels more cramped when people recline and it didn't feel much different to recline. The article isn’t titled your rights on a plane. It’s…

Is that your best argument? It’s possible and not against the law so it’s ok. It’s legal to berate a waiter, or curse at a child. It still makes you an asshole. You can recline all you want. It’s also my right to dig my knees into the seat you’ve pushed into them. And you can either purchase a more expensive seat for…

Actually, as a behaviorist, I think you did the right thing. He shouldn't have the notion that he can get shrimp and cocktail sauce there reinforced, it will just make it more likely that he will try again. It's a good lesson to learn, even if he's learning it super late. I was just making a joke because the first…

For a customer it's not at all. It's just for the staff I think. As long as you're ok with everyone thinking you're a stroke victim go ahead. (Pc police: there is nothing wrong with being a stroke victim, I was making fun of the lady who complained)

Why recline? The amount of joy you get from reclining doesn’t come close to the agony of having someone in front of you recline. We are all better off if no-one reclines. It’s the classic prisoners dilemma, where reclining is ratting something out... You can be the jerk and do it, but you're ruining it for everyone.

Well now you know why. You wouldn't want people thinking that you were having a stroke while sitting upright and shelving books as stroke victims do.

My favorite activity was restocking and rearranging. As long as customers didn’t bother me, and it wasn’t the kids section (I love kids and work with kids, but they couldn’t keep the section in order for more than a minute)... But it sucks that they fired you.

Consider yourself lucky

NO! But I can tell you that where it is at is the wrong place, because the correct place for that to be at is my mouth-hole.

Ugh, here I was holding out hope that Canada might be my peaceful, snowy, public health care heaven.... Tazo isn’t the worst. It’s not the best, but it’s not Lipton’s.

I live in Baltimore and it happens a lot. Or they just have herbal tea. It’s really common. I’m glad that’s not your experience, but it’s happened to me enough that I’ve stopped ordering tea because I can’t do it without sounding like a douche.

Ok, the way this story is laid out I actually side with your dad. He’s elderly, put the meatballs, which you already make, on top of the spaghetti marinara, which you already make. That’s really not that hard...

Don’t you hate places that just let in anyone. Also, this is one of the many reasons I never made it in customer service. If someone complained about someone else making racist comments towards their children my first response isn’t, “Hey, let’s give the racist free stuff.”

Americans do have good tea. The difference is that if you order tea at many (most in my experience) places in America you don’t get that tea. You get Lipton’s which is horrible. In Britian places that offer tea have good or really good tea. I love tea and ordered it everywhere when I lived in Ireland. I don’t order it…

I’ve had better and I’ve had worse...

Why did she get 10 cents for them? Why was she allowed to return them at all?

It’s basically what other people have said, prawns with a ketchup/horseradish sauce mixture. They go really well together. As for the cocktail, it is sometimes served in a cocktail or martini glass. Wikipedia claims that this happened during Prohibition (alcohol was illegal in the United States for a period of time…

A better man could have. I know my limits.