Oh, it’s great. But the question is if a place tells you that don’t have shrimp or cocktail sauce and then you berate them into giving you shrimp and cocktail sauce, what are the odds that you want to eat that shrimp and cocktail sauce? Also, how many times can I use the phrase “shrimp and cocktail sauce” in a…

Sadly is definitely not the right adverb. I would go with miraculously. (I’ve never eaten there, and I could be wrong, but the commercials for it make it look so unappetizing. Which is hard, even horrible food can look good in commercials...)

Well, once you read it you will learn you can go into any restaurant and get one! You may have to make your own cocktail sauce though...

I once got fired from a job at a bookstore. It was a second job that I would come to after a day of working with elementary school students (little) who had special needs. I am 6’0 so was constantly bending down to talk to them/transport them. Anyway, while shelving a large amount of books on the bottom two rows I…

But Jellyfish are brainless animals that just float around..... Nevermind, you’re absolutely right.

It’s not really the same thing. FIFA is saying they don’t care about the rankings and they’re just going to do what gets the best ratings. The NFL is saying that the rankings are determined by 1) Did you win the division then 2) Record. You can argue the merits of that but for the post season they do have an objective…

Clarence Thomas was nominated by George HW Bush. What did Nixon have to do with it?

Let’s be really honest: If Twitter came down on all the idiots on Twitter, there would be nobody on Twitter.

This might hit at your pride too much to do, but make it seem like it was a problem for you too. Instead of saying his parking is bad, say something like, “i know I don’t have a car right now, but when I did I sometimes had trouble parking. Would you mind if we went out sometime and practiced?” Instead of pointing out…

You forgot bread. Fresh baked bread is amazing. There is a bakery in Baltimore harbor area and it makes that area smell amazing. And if you've smelled our harbor you know that's an accomplishment.

Or, maybe the answers are just “no”

Is a white person putting on make up to play another white person who has a tan really blackface? Is it blackface to get a spray tan? What about if you’re out in the sun and pick up a real tan, is that blackface? I’m sorry, but I just can’t see how, unless you concede that Dolezal is black, you could consider putting…

Is this whitewashing though? I mean, if Rachel Dolezal is white, and the actor playing her is white... I just don’t see it. Furthermore, is a white person putting on make up to play another white person who has a tan really blackface? Is it blackface to get a spray tan? What about if you’re out in the sun and pick up…

I like crows, maybe not as much as some of the other corvidae, but still cool. I looked up what you call swans, who are basically narcissistic assholes, and your choices are herd or whiteness...

I don’t work in the food industry, but judging from the original post there isn’t a big problem, just a way that something can go wrong. In this situation the restaurant is the authority and attempting to cirsumvent that authority. If they didn’t have a table, they didn’t have a table. Now, if they booked that table…

If it matters to you at all that type of attitude is why I tend to avoid Jezebel. Sometimes, like this time, I click a link on the side without really looking at who is hosting it. And Kitchenette is its own little world. But I find in Jezebel any dissent, any opinion that isn’t the exact same as yours, is frequently…

Out of curiosity, why do you think this is a troll and not an honest opinion that differs from yours? I don’t agree with this person, but I just don’t see how this rises to the level of trolling. Or has trolling been watered down to include any criticism that someone disagrees with?

He has pretty consistently been noted as the most overpaid person in Hollywood. In 2014 his movies made $3.20 for every $1 spent on him. Overall, he is a loss for most movies.:

He has pretty consistently been noted as the most overpaid person in Hollywood. In 2014 his movies made $3.20 for every $1 spent on him. Overall, he is a loss for most movies.: