I can see the confusion, but it’s actually a typo. What he said was, “I’m a Really Good Customer.” Really Good Customers are a religious group who worship themselves because they are the center of the universe (their devil is Copernicus) and he was just telling them so that they could be significantly awed by his…

Hey, first of all, I disagree with at least one of the posters below. You asked a question and seemed pretty nice about it. So, thank you for being civil. And, on the scale of things, leaving behind some trash at those events isn’t the worst, but it is still polite to clean it up. Think about it this way, these are…

Actually, that doesn’t apply. If you are arguing against someone who says For all X then Y you only have to find one example. So, if I said “Nobody ever gets hit in the head with part of a bat while attending a Boston Red Sox game” you could give me an isolated incident and disprove my case.

I actually think forcing women to wear high heals when they have a doctor’s note saying they shouldn’t may be worse then only hiring based on attractiveness but put that aside. Is your point that we can’t be upset about A because there is a B out there that is worse than A?

I don’t care for Bitcoins. But I will take 350,000,000,000,000,000,000 Zimbabwe dollars.

Your transgender eastern European sex doll is on the way. $10,000 please.

Oh, you would have done that anyways...

Comedians being good at drama isn’t anything new. Lots of comedians are good at drama. Some are so good that you wouldn’t think they are comedians (Richard Belzer for one). The much rarer feat is the Leslie Neilson dramatic actor who is good at comedy.

The XX-minute segment? Did you forget to take out a placeholder?

Also, according to gizmodo and alton Brown it is a waste... http://gizmodo.com/5347140/alton-…

Also, according to gizmodo and alton Brown it is a waste... http://gizmodo.com/5347140/alton-…

Is mincing garlic really that hard? I use garlic a lot and have never really had a problem with a knife...

Is mincing garlic really that hard? I use garlic a lot and have never really had a problem with a knife...

I’m not a good snob, and have a really bad palette, but it tastes off to me. Fresh is really easy and tastes better...

I’m not a good snob, and have a really bad palette, but it tastes off to me. Fresh is really easy and tastes…

I’m off the opinion that in general you should give foul and home run balls to kids. By the time you’re an adult you should be less materialistic, but kids are naturally that way. However, that mother was horrible and I'd not give it to a kid who acted entitled or like they deserved it. That's just promoting their…

Is there a reason why you’re still reading Deadspin then? I don’t mean that in a “like it or leave it way.” I definitely think you should be welcomed here and I am not at all opposed to hearing differing points of view. But I know if I think a place has politically biased and polluted reporting I just wouldn’t go…

I’ve never heard of hand dipped shakes before and I had to look it up because the name doesn’t make sense. I imagined people pouring the shakes into their hands and dipping them into something. Around these here parts I think they are called “old-fashioned shakes”, you know, because they use the classic ingredients...

Not really. No. I think that they tend to make fun of people in power, because it’s more fun/better to make fun of people in power than it is to make fun of the weak (Sepp Blatter and Roger Goodell are the two biggest targets I can think of, and both of them are targeted because they are powerful asshats). I think…

I’m sorry. I’m really confused. Are you upset that deadspin didn’t make fun of a fictional group of black people who made a treehouse in Oregon?

It was really confusing. I couldn’t tell the point of it. It wasn’t a good argument. It wasn’t funny. It was just dumb.

Yes, you can’t get back at the kids. But in that situation the parents are asking for it. Kids need to be taught things. It’s the parent’s failure for not capitalizing on teachable moments.

I don’t drink milk often. But that article is so bad, like so unbelievably bad, that I want to replace all liquids in my diet with milk out of spite for that writer. If they fired everyone at Jezebel, and contacted the employers of their families and had their family members fired too all because of that article I…