This. You get KO’d from your brain bouncing against your skull. Then the mother slaps his head around some more?

Those 15 seconds there of just straight head shots are brutal. Why do people enjoy watching this?

Well, don’t rush all at once to help the poor guy.

My coworkers bought me a $9 tray of cookies, but it was shared among five people, so I probably got less than $2 worth of the cookies.

Better than nothing I guess!

Neutral:

Neutral: My boss at a small sub shop I was delivering at gave me a fancy lighter for being canned. Best thing I’ve ever received for being canned so far.

This isn’t too bad either. I had a little toy Esprit that turned into the sub.

Looks kinda Maserati-ish, if you ask me.

This conversation chain is why I love Jalopnik.

Who the hell let this happen?! who was supposed to be watching David right now huh? Patrick?!

I’d love to see the accounting of each company and trace back their investors to see who in Washington is making a profit off this deal.

Torch, as someone who holds a degree in literature and composition, I want to applaud you for this:

F1 car: “I’m pouring one out for my homies.”

Surprised/not surprised by the boxster. I mean I don’t know why you would keep it so long, but I see people with old boxsters a lot. Maybe its “my first Porsche” that they scrimped and saved for and have a hard time parting with it...especially since there is no real value in selling it.

agree mostly, then I got a Miata

No A/C means driving a good bit of the Summer with the windows open. How would you keep your Fabio-esque locks from flying everywhere without the constraint of a handy hairband?

Vehicular manslaughter.

Blood lust.