So Clarkson has been right all along?

This looks better than any other current Audi coupe, including the R8.

When changing my winter wheels to summer and they won’t come off, kick the absolute shit out of the tire.

It begins.

It’s already happening.

And so is standing apparently.

I used to keep aspirin in my glove compartment. That’s all I got.

Nice, the Schulgleiter! Those were developed in Germany, between World Wars, and often flown by “gliding clubs” that, after Hitler came to power just so happened to send a large proportion of pilots to further training in the Luftwaffe, which was totally coincidental.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

That driver really should have had the insight to know the water was too deep.

I got this! Next question, please.

I WAS doing a burnout when I JUST BOUGHT the car while at the Mustang Anniversary car show in Portland - the PSI was off in the tires and I BARELY hit a curb, will need a new rim, tire, control arm, bushings, axle, bearing and front lip.

I don’t think anybody will claim it’s all new, since it’s just a very minor refresh.

But just then, Little Brother appears:

All of the Alpha platform cars have received pretty much universal praise for their performance from everybody, so I don’t think that’s the case.

Yup. You all owe 50fridge a god damned apology.

I keep telling myself, “If you trade your GTI in for this you will probably lose your licence.”

When you're driving, you're responsible for the people in your car.

And if those examples are from BAT, then out in the less-than-pristine world there’s probably plenty to be had.