More than 10 times a day. And it really, truly is mentally and spiritually exhausting. I can’t imagine how much worse it would be if I were one of the dozens of millions of people who sit more squarely in the crosshairs of the cruelty and hatred he embodies.

So, seriously, I know we’re 10 months in but how often do the rest of you have one of those “Oh right, Donald Fucking Trump is the President of the United States” moments? It happens to me less often now but still, you know, once or twice a week. The guy they used to make fun of in Bloom County, the guy Ali G screwed…

Considering 95% of his salary is signing and roster bonuses, his game check is $179.87 after taxes.

Even more embarrassingly, it’s not like this is a new strategy. Is it ego, in that the reporter sounds better with a mini-speech of their own? Is it trying to curry favor and maintain access by tossing softballs?

Oh man, so much of this.

I can’t even with how this thread has disintegrated into 1. your teaching abilities and 2. stay in your lane type comments. It’s like people missed the whole point of the piece, and your comment in relation to the piece. Don’t feed the trolls (even though they’re actually not even trolls sad!).

I am a moron. I just now realized you are a troll. I bit. My bad.

Remember his feud with the Khans?

I showed this to my friend who knew him growing up. Their response was “Haha, I believe it”

Given the Tillman family’s blunt use of colorful language and their cynicism towards the PR that was pasted over his death, I would STRONGLY RECOMMEND that Trump just try to bring Pat Tillman into this debate.

I tutored Tyler Eifert in college and he was without a doubt the dumbest person I tutored in the 3 years I did. He is showing his grasp on history and global politics is no stronger than his grasp on pre-calculus ever was.

Screw you, Redford! I will continue to use Pat Tillman as I patriotically rock out to Springsteen’s “Born in the USA!”

I’ve been on the side of “baseball needs umpires, the human element is part of the game” this whole time, but the umpires and the umpire’s association make it extremely hard. This kind of shit is an embarrassment. Joe West, Angel Hernandez, and CB Bucknor are embarrassments to their profession, and uniting behind them…

I came to say this. So tired of this “human element.” smart they didn’t try that mass resignation again!

Nothing screams “LET’S GET RID OF HUMAN REFEREES” like a wristband dedicated to not doing your job well.

Why they gotta be white?

Not that hard to yell “mine!” My horribly annoying toddlers do it non-stop. Someone please take them from me.

(ball is in the air, descending)
(2B and CF are backpedaling and charging, respectively)
“I’ve always enjoyed springtime in Minsk!” yells the CF.
“Truly the most remarkable time of year!” responds the 2B.
(RF, hearing this exchange, understands per the aforementioned signalling changes that the ball is now his…

Say what you will about Trump, but he makes a strong case for nuclear war.

What can you say, President* Trump really knows how to class up a joint.