Tragic.

I still can not for the life of me understand how a man sitting in the middle of the road doing nothing leads to an armed police response. I know that I’m naive, just flabbergasted.

Similarly, is throwing out the first pitch at a baseball game disrespectful to guys who toil in the minors for a shot to make it at the show?

Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?

Notre Dame finally finished paying for the Charlie Weis debacle on January 1, 2017. As in 3 months ago. I think there is some misplaced reluctance to fire yet another coach and have to pay 2 of them.

Yes he’s a lefty.

I kept waiting for a punchline.

Being absolutely serious, that dunk was better than anything in last year’s dunk contest.

It’s puzzling that Wall, playing in a colossal media market, as the former #1 overall pick and a 4x All-Star is so continually overlooked nationally. But reality is, he’s hardly even popular here in the DC Metro Area. The Wizards are a strong 4th in the local pecking order, which is confounding in so many ways that I…

Every criticism I’ve seen of this has boiled down to “lol religious people are different than me.”

Sage Northcutt would never disrespect any of the deserving candidates by voting for only one of them.

“NOBODY STEALS TOM BRADY’S JERSEY, NAHT YOU! NAHT YOU!”

I’m bothered by that letter on at least 3 different levels.

John’s

Someone on Reddit already nailed the title with the title of the prospective film as:

“Build a Wahl”

Is that real? That can’t be real. But I’ve always hated that guy.

What is that fuckery? “Neil’s a big Broncos fan...?” Who gives a shit?

Now this is some quality concern-trolling. The other trolls around here could learn a thing or two from your self-righteous pearl-clutching. Nice work.

Yes, he is the greatest Yankee ever. But even as we acknowledge this considerable verity, there is a forlorn and not bitter but rather gentle sadness as Jeter approaches his 3,000th hit. We watch in hushed awe as he ambles to the plate during each of his increasingly portentous at bats leading up to the inevitable…