In my mind he was only “on loan” because when everybody showed up to the game, one team didn’t have enough people so they were just like “go play on their team today.” Basically a SLIGHTLY glorified pickup game.

Everybody in the UK is required to play soccer and is stuck in regimented divisions; failure to comply results in a mandated visit to Room 101*. Deadspin will cover any developments that happen in the 6th to 498th divisions.

10th division?

I should have been clearer in that no market “large enough to support MLB” has a stadium or plan. Omaha is the 74th largest media market.

former County Supervisor Andy Kunasek allegedly told team owner Ken Kendrick to “take your stupid baseball team and get out” and go back to “fucking West Virginia.”

“I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious”

Some men just want to watch the world melt.

There’s a “two periods/60 Minutes” joke in here somewhere, but I can’t make it work.

Counterpoint: Since the Sandusky scandal broke, PSU has done all it can to deny any responsibility the school, and Joe Paterno in particular, bear for everything.

He’s gonna say Penn St. Just wait. He’s gonna say it...oh my god, here it comes....we’re gonna get to maximum hot takes when he says it....come on Jim! JUST SAY IT!

This conversation needed a shitty hot take, thanks

The worst part of Gawker going down is that you are underappreciated in places like Deadspin.

+1 booing crowd

+1 Front row ticket

I rec’d then unrec’d this because it would’ve pushed you to 70 recs and this comment is too nice for that.

Brilliant

+10 dollars

This is phenomenal Kinja.

+1 bastard, orphan, son of a whore

This is good.