Fuck that law.

Can we get a yearlong Death to the NCAA series? What's it going to take to burst college athletics' bubble?

Judge is also a God awful defensive player #defensematters

can someone explain to me why-the-fuck summer workouts are a thing? in june?

So, let me get this right:

It’s marketing’s fault. Nothing about most of the auto industry’s marketing intitiatives in the past few years entices the average consumer to buy that particular car. Many of them are so utterly banal and annoying I immediately change channels. Chevrolet is the worst culprit, soon followed by Ford and Toyota. The…

There should be a yellow pocket in Northeast Pennsylvania. No ihops. Two waffle houses.

No.

If you’re going to be pretentious and use some of the middle school vocabulary words in your baseless argument, at least have the common sense to spell your self-righteous username correctly.

Did you watch Sportscenter’s redemption piece on Michael Phelps? Holy fuck, did they ever cast him as the victim? They must have raided Bristol of artificial tear drops.

How can you say Joe Biden is boring? He shoots the finger gun with precision. His interview last fall with Colbert is seen as anything but boring.

Philadelphia Union has the same shirt sponsor, buddy.

Yes, he’s adorable and all but, my fuck, does the Windy City Live crew seem insufferable? You could see her thighs quiver just at the mention of Kanye West’s name.

Box scores over at Yahoo! sports, bro.

It's not even that. Almost every time they are on the attack, the USA midfielders opt to give the ball into the box to Wambach rather than go towards the flanks or another (more) open attack. The reason that Alex Morgan scored the first goal was because the Colombia keeper was expecting her to cross to Wambach rather…

American exceptionalism is pretty bad but American exceptionalism about soccer is just the worst.

Yeah, he’s right. Give us more highlights of sloth dinosaur Abby Wambach! Or use your magic thesaurus to come up with some superlatives to liven up all of these boring passes to the wing! THIS IS ‘MERICA.

I actually thought the first France goal was much more beautiful. Spectacular ball movement. Boulleau is killing it right now; her feed was orchestral.

They were a goal away from beating Croatia out for World Cup qualification. Iceland soccer is for real, man.

Ignore the fact that Royals and Orioles games have far succeeded the ratings of last year's playoff games. The myth that Americans only want to watch the same large metro teams year in and year out is puzzling.