That’s a good panda.

Sure.

It’s how these interviews almost always play out when the suspects are star athletes.

In New York, it’s located somewhere between the Russian news channel and the extra channel that the Islanders games are shown on when the Rangers and Devils are also playing (this is not a joke at all).

Real life lawyer here.

Abso-fucking-lutely.

Minnesota should decline the game if you ask me. The ENTIRE team threatens a boycott due to blind loyalty to their teammates. Not a single consideration was given to the woman. Don’t give me this shit that they didn’t know the general details before the report was released. Bullshit. They didn’t care. Then they tried…

That one guy, referred to as A5 stuck out to me as well. Not diminishing the other’s conduct at all, but the cruelty he displayed is beyond words.

We’d have to ask our cable provider whether they carry it, and then embark on a long quest to find it (in Austin, it’s located between the channel that plays Byron Allen comedian roundtable shows from 2006 and the Airport Parking Lot Quasi-Emergency Channel)

Can we launch a search & rescue mission to save Katie Nolan from FS?

Was this after the team threatened to boycott the bowl game unless the suspensions were lifted, or after their desperate backtracking scramble the next day when they actually read what their teammates had done?

I’m waiting for the first anguished commentator to say “As the husband of a hoe and the parent of three bitches I am outraged by this situation.”

Sadly, you’re on the money. A lot of dudes out there are super-protective of their wives, sisters, and daughters and won’t tolerate anybody talking about their family members that way, but they’ll gladly say the same crap about women who aren’t related to them. It’s messed up.

I couldn’t go on past “Another man, whom she thought might help her, instead forced her to to give him a blow job, she recalled.”

Diana, your work is incredible and important and thank you.

Am I naive to assume any woman not a relation by blood or marriage is a “Hoe” or a “Bitch” to these men.

Diana, you’re strong AF.

You won, you giant fucking baby. Is there a profession more full of thin-skinned dickheads than college athletics coach?

Oh come on. Let’s not all be coy here. The Iowa player rebounded the ball with four seconds left and tried to do the sportsman-like thing and stand there and let the clock run out. But the North Dakota player rushed him and ripped the ball out of his hands. It’s pretty clear that that’s the issue, not the fact that…