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“His feelings” of bigotry and racism.

You don’t think Muppets have a sexuality? Did you ever watch any Muppets? Miss Piggy? Kermit? No?

My man, hwew’a my time tested rules for solo movie watching:

Of the millions of sperm cells that could’ve fertilized your mother it was you who made it. Millions upon millions of odds so that you could grow up and take the brave stance that a show that’s saying “hey kids, blackface is bad!” is in the wrong.

I mean, in the absolute barest of senses I can fucking read and write.

Damn, I guess sprained MCLs heal in a couple weeks and definitely don’t require an extended period of rest. Thanks, Doc.

If you’re holding 3 passports and US citizenship, you’re in violation of the law my dude.

I suspect it’ll be the last year for UMVC3

LaLa Land wishes it was Chicago.

I laugh to keep from crying

This is the most lukewarm take in the universe, since you’re 10000 percent right.

You think Capcom’s stupid, and yet here they are charging ludicrous prices for EVO DLC and people buy it.

Did you mean Zootopia? Did I hallucinate the title? Someone help

You’re right in the same way that working for 3 dollars a day and the inflation of an apple making it unbuyable would mean, technically, everyone has jobs.

Also, this discounts accident pokes.

“Accidental butt sex” sounds like “tasty broccoli” or a large fabrication

breathtakingly stupid that you have zerio international context.

Respectfully,

midnight show’s low ranking is a fucking travesty