I laugh to keep from crying

This is the most lukewarm take in the universe, since you’re 10000 percent right.

You think Capcom’s stupid, and yet here they are charging ludicrous prices for EVO DLC and people buy it.

You’re right in the same way that working for 3 dollars a day and the inflation of an apple making it unbuyable would mean, technically, everyone has jobs.

Also, this discounts accident pokes.

“Accidental butt sex” sounds like “tasty broccoli” or a large fabrication

Respectfully,

midnight show’s low ranking is a fucking travesty

Joanna choosing the tail is my favorite Jezebel moment of the year. Happy 2017 everybody!

....Where’s Bowie on the list, Will?

The great thing about tweet storms is they only really affect anyone following you and even then if you thread correctly it doesn’t really affect anyone beyond the first tweet.

I honestly read this as the sort of playful grumpiness Kerr may have picked up from Pop

No, but understanding the difference between an opera and non-opera singer are probably pretty helpful to music students.

This may be shocking, but being able to hear someone is fairly important in music.

It’s stated that it was only sent directly to the flagship.

The Smiths? They’re probably the most important band of the 80s as far as future influence.

I’m a warriors fan and I still ain’t mad at how true this is tbh

I’m totally okay with small stuff like carrying a vet’s bags and stuff but outside of that hazing is butt as fuck.

Not to be a debbie downer but that’s a fairly popular suicide method here.

This is an absolutely bad take. While Howard is correct in pointing out there neds to be more black wrestlers women’s wrestling is doing much much better than historically. The company has moved away from the cringe-worthy “Divas” branding to just calling the women’s division a women’s division.