Did you just compare the longest reinging tag team champions in company history to TOO COOL?!

Corey Booker is butt as fuck on public education. Next.

There’s at least an argument to be made for Bernie performing better in Rust Belt states than HRC. He won both Michigan and Wisconsin. It’s obviously a hypothetical, but the signs were there fairly early.

imagine being so wrong.

No one cares.

Jesus Christ, Ye, I love you but please, make it a little easier to defend you.

People find followings and put in work. Just because they’re not your cup of tea doesn’t make them fake or worthless.

Fuck no she shouldn’t. She lost, she’d be absurdly old for the role. This isn’t Nixon running after losing to Jack Kennedy here.

i’ll respectfully disagree, as one look at her unfavorables tells us that she was clearly not the best chance at first female POTUS.

I am! I enjoy Parappa instead of complaining about definition.

No Fun League is more tedious than a root canal.

I wish someone hugged you more so you’d be less of a jaded dick,

Mmmmmm. Schaudenfreude.

Just lick the butt, lads

Brush my teeth dude. You clean a butt. I’m not a savage.

As a dude, I am unsure of the proper protocol to bring up said stuff.

Probably not more than Patreus to be fair.

WHEN WE’RE DONE YOU’RE GONNA BE TIRED OF ASS EATING! YOURE GONNA SAY STOP! IM TIRED OF GETTING MY ASS ATE!

Honestly, I’m just dismayed it’s taken this long for ass eating to be addressed. Pro ass eating and proud of it.

Look, I’m just trying to age out of a draft here and I’m 23, so please, increase the pool.