You ever been to a bodega? You mind your own business regarding the hundred arguments a night there or else you might catch an avocado in the kisser.

I’m just waiting for a pick-off specialist to have a zero pitch inning.

The scrollbar should work now—I just had to fix a simple iframe issue. If it doesn’t, I hear the Zips are gonna be real nice this year.

Every city declares that their Olympics will be the one that bucks the model and enriches its citizenry; they’re never correct.

His HoF bust should have a pressure sensitive head that results in a hidden fist punching anyone that touches it.

An impressive and dramatic meltdown. Makes you wonder if there wasn’t some orchestration behind the scenes.

Pictured: Smith talking to his sources.

Can he just leave Earth please?

Yeah, what a heads up play.

And that right there, folks, is the highest foul pop off a pitcher’s head caught for an out in the Statcast Era.

Give him a salt tablet

I love this game. The levels (aside from the water levels), the way Mario controls (not the N64 controller), and the length are damn near perfect as far as 3D platformers are concerned. I’ve beaten it almost annually since it came out. As much as I enjoyed Galaxy 2, I’ve never felt compelled to play it again like I do…

Ah, the old “the MLS sucks because it doesn’t have relegation” argument. How on earth does the lack of relegation hold back the MLS or the national team? I don’t think that relegating, say, Chicago and Houston after last season and promoting Sacramento and Red Bulls II is suddenly going to make them both better.

“Some of y’all can count TO TEN?!”

The people who criticize him for this decision are also the same people that can’t add if the sum is greater than 10, due to a lack of additional fingers.

Subtract Palmiero and A-Rod on principle alone and that list is insanely impressive.

Just want to put out the list of guys with 3,000 hits/450 HRs

Needless flexing of authority, wild overreaction to immigrant, old and miserable.

Because they aren’t American.

Wow, Montreal really did transfer all of its “hosted the shittiest Olympics ever” bad karma to Atlanta.