Hard to say. Maybe he’s Goofy.

Why would he want to leave KC to go play for some Mickey Mouse organization?

I mean, I could almost buy this if one of his wish-list destinations were not Minnesota.

Racism? At an Indians game?

Eck was a tremendously talented flamethrower when he first came up to the bigs. He is also a recovering alcoholic who got on the wagon after flaming out as a starter with the Cubs in the mid-80s. That’s one of the reasons he doesn’t do many road trips as a color commentator for the broadcasts; he wants to avoid the…

The possibility of Price standing up for Rodriguez was floated around the time this first happened, and beyond Price just being a sensitive ninny it may be that he views himself as a team leader (because of his huge contract perhaps?) and saw an opportunity to win approval from his teammates (note the “Many players…

I mean, yes. But he also has first ballot membership in the hall of fame, a bunch of solid playoff games, and a World Series ring so...

At the end when Alomar is celebrating with his teammates there’s a whole cornucopia of “Let’s remember some guys”.

Sure, Eckersley doesn’t know how rough it is on pitchers today. David Price has completed 16 of his 259 career starts, and Eckersley completed 17.

Always goaltending truthers.

That was a dangerous position for free kick, to be sure, but it seems like the goalie shaded too far to his left. The ball seems to bend almost immediately yet he made no effort, even though it went in a good four feet from the right post. One of the strangest reactions I’ve ever seen.

Also, they let T&T score 4 times

Flat-footed and he couldn’t see the curve on it until too late because the wall blocked his view, he just hoped it would go over. That said, he could have made a cursory block attempt to save face.

Really? You make a drug reference regarding how mellow Jamaica was and you pick Valium? JAMAICA?

Not when it’s a group stage tournament and the Mexican side needed the win to advance over T&T it’s not

Gilbert has always been a crappy owner blessed with extraordinary luck.

Assuming he leaves in free agency, which is the unspoken threat in his “will fulfill contractual obligations” leak.

Is this Lebron’s way of screwing the Cavs in the end? By not waving, does that not mean the Cavs will get nothing for him?

Really, this must have been LeBron’s dream outcome from the very beginning of his return to Cleveland:

My favorite part about this whole meltdown is, if all the dominoes seem to fall where they seem to be falling, that JR Smith could be the focal point of this franchise in less than one calendar year.