Man this sucks, these guys were on my local radio station recently talking about their pranks and the characters they come up with. What they do (while some may find it annoying) is completely harmless, and they usually receive positive reactions from news stations that put them on the air after it is revealed that…

Yeah, they were duped, but don’t you stand there and pretend like they took up valuable news time. This was the most exciting thing that’s happened to Eau Claire since I stopped to shit at their Wendy’s while driving to Minneapolis.

Well, that’s understandable. After 3 invasions over a 70 year period, one can hardly blame them.

Bicyclists are so terrified of microscopic living things that they’ve made careers out of killing their own sperm

Kris Bryant is listed as day-to-day. Kris Bryant’s dreamy eyes are listed as for days and days.

Kris Bryant Leaves Game After Hurting His Hand On A Slide

ME: tolerance and peace is the best way to go through life. we shouldn’t infringe on somebody who’s just doing what they want
ALSO ME: we should destroy every teen

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

“Honestly, yeah it’s terrible,” Paul said about his neighbors’ complaints. “It’s a bad situation. No, I feel bad for them, for sure. There’s nothing we can do, though. The Jake Paulers [Paul’s fans] are the strongest army out there. Dab.” And then he dabbed.

“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.

And then he dabbed.

Here come the O’s with just enough good play to make sure they are not going to make any real change to the roster for the long haul. Then back to being shitty after the trade deadline. Book it.

did you just curse me?

> somehow raising his already massive ERA.

That was a very good post on a very mundane subject. You are an excellent writer.

That teacher lacks, um, a strong grasp on the English language. Though their conversational tone is certainly unique.

English instructor. Uses ‘Distain’.

If you want a lewd golf hat, act sooner rather than later.

I can’t wait til Kaep caves, goes out and punches a woman and murders a few dogs and immediately gets offers from multiple NFL teams.

They always seem to imagine that the closer they edge to Republican policy positions