Pretty sure there’s an unwritten rule somewhere about pretending to be a priest so you can have a burial for a teammates glove. I hope McCann gets plunked in his next at bat.

/scrolling

Where the hell is that asshole who catches like a dozen foul balls every season? Get him to cough up a couple of them and see if they’re different across different years.

Someone hasn’t just done a comparison of balls today to three or four years ago? Wouldn’t that take a half-decent lab like a week to figure out any differences?

i’m so confused. Gettleman had his flaws—he never seemed to be able to put good talent on the outside across from cam, and he unceremoniously let some very popular players walk (who would go on to have excellent seasons elsewhere). But, he was a very smart cap manager and seemed to do well finding defensive talent…

Since when is ‘I’m an old crazy cracker billionaire with giant statues of an idealized Herculean me in front of the stadium don’t back-sass me boy’ not a good reason?

Good christ this is such a stupid trend.

Heroes of Basketball is a fun idea. But the games were boring.

You don’t really ‘rip’ a 295 foot homer so much as you ‘slowly and half-heartedly tear, as if you were bored or disinterested in the entire process’ one

Thank god Didi Gregarious didn’t homer because he’d never shut up about it.

Players get an opportunity to look over the puzzle and set out a plan

That is cause he didn’t go against me. I can solve a cube in about 45 days.

While some current members generally seem okay with it, some holdouts are definitely deflated. Yeah. I said it.

I like when the little guy unsuccessfully trying to grab the ice block looks at the camera in frustration as if to say, “WHY DON’T I HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS!”

Emma Carmichael is a wonderful and supportive boss who eggs you on at the right moments and also is incredibly patient with drunk bloggers. (She has this very specific “uh huh, uh huh” nod that makes you realize it’s time to go home, but in a nice way.) That said, this is rude.

Pretty sure they’re not called dongs over there, they’re called knobs.

Why? They’re probably no bigger than a centimeter, at most.

based on my basic calculations, the ball would have traveled very far

History is going to make Wayne Gretzky look pretty bad for the temerity of choosing to wear #99 before Aaron Judge was even born.

This is so practical. Of course men were in charge so it didn’t work out that way. Pretty sure they saw the iceberg and were like “THIS IS THE TITANIC WE DON’T NEED TO MOVE IT WILL GET OUT OF OUR WAY.”