I got so fired up about the Eagles after reading this that I threw batteries all over my office.

Forget the money. The money is always going to be there.

as they had seven-hour-old footage of Russians doing gymnastics badly to show you

NBC= No Black Champions?

Actually, as MANY Canadians informed me today, they spell it “apologize.”

I guess the CBC commentators are a little out of their depth when it comes to unfrozen water. At least they are gold medalists in apologizing.

Here’s a handful of not-necessarily-related, objective observations:

You don’t like to watch Slovenia compete in the 1,000 meter backfart?

I’m guessing they’ll show two events straight away and then string us along through 1,673 swimming heats before giving us the final two events at around midnight.

That means it will be the primetime lead on NBC, instead of burying it at 11 like the men’s competition.

Boyfriend does this, tampered down from his original line “How you doin’?” Which I quickly killed. I sent him this post this ensued.

These are all ‘shopped.

If everyone followed this philosophy, construction in the USA would halt immediately.

Grow up!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, we hit a nerve here. Did someone coming into work drunk kill your dad or something? Or do you just like moralizing about fairly innocuous, widespread behaviors?

It’s nice to finally meet Mr. Perfect. How has it been going through life without making any mistakes?

You sound like a lot of fun.

It really sucks that people like you exist

Thanks dad.