I think it’s fairly easy for an all-star surrounded by awesome players that he’s acutely familiar with to say “meh, we don’t need pre-season, we’re good to go.”

A lot of people not named Geno

Using Sam Bradford to run the read option is like using a glass hammer to build a house.

You know its almost NFL season when grown men are whining to the media.

He only thinks it’s wrong because Terrell Suggs is black

“Seriously, you guys,” Kelly pleaded obnoxiously, without a hint of his own inherent privilege. “All hits matter.”

Jesus, it’s sickening. Drake has taken being a bandwagon fan to a new level.

In regards to his BABIP, even young Joc himself knows, it’s going down.

Firstly, is their any part of Sam Bradford’s body that isn’t just about to fall apart? What type of hit would be considerate given his past injuries? Helmet-to-helmet?

This guy needs to make like a tree and get Dutch Elm disease.

It took 17 years, but Ryan has finally been surpassed as the most disappointing Leaf to come from a WSU.

lmao i bet dom grady at patriots dot com is in there because folks..;. hes a cheater!!1!

This one especially.

This is Minnesota. So he probably said ‘Fuck’ in mixed company, or perhaps had unpure thoughts about a neighbors wife. I’d resign too if I was a Minnesotan, saddled with that kind of inexcusable baggage.

This is the first thing I see when I open the internet today. Who knew a 15 year old from Iowa could give me such joy on my birthday? I feel like Jared Fogle.

They say that Deez Nuts is an Independent, but in my experience he has always leaned more to the left.

Sometimes I love America, and sometimes I REALLY love America.

V-necks are the only suitable undershirt to actually wear under a button up and let them serve their intended purpose.

Typical feminist nonsense, smh

Limberbutt McCubbins: He’s not the President we need, he’s the President we deserve.