To be fair, it’s not like you have posted anything positive about the Miami Dolphins on this site, ever. Suffice it to say, you have something in common with the other sports sites he mentioned, along with every site he didn’t mention.

...And it shouldn’t. That’s why 4 Royals in the starting lineup is meaningful. It makes a mockery of a circumstance worth mocking.

The Giants might not be on the hook, but it sounds like Jason Pierre Paul will be very soon.

It’s an unorthodox way, but he is dropping weight!

Sure, LeBron seemingly has Dan Gilbert by the balls here, but at least the roles are reversed when it comes to LeBron’s mortgage.

What do you mean?!? She’s pretending to yell in Ed Sheersn’s ear while holding a mini flag and a noisemaker! If that doesn’t put Caligula’s wildest parties to shame in your mind, I don't know what will.

Can we talk about that for a moment? I don’t have kids, but I don’t QUITE get the point of a well-themed first birthday party. Getting family and friends together for cake and punch and beer and presents? Sure. We did that for my cousin’s baby (who I accidentally call my niece ALL THE TIME), but, like, there weren’t…

Yeah, I was looking at the pics going, who the hell hires a photographer to shoot a 4th of July party? Oh right, celebrities who can’t stand NOT rubbing their fabulous life in the faces of all us “normal” people. I know, Taylor, you are stupid rich and know famous people so your 4th was probably more excited than…

I hate those people IRL too. Like ... NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR CHILD’S FIRST BIRTHDAY PARTY WHERE THE THEME WAS APPARENTLY “TOO TWEE TO FUNCTION”

True, but we know these people IRL, right? The people who throw the Pinterest party and document every single moment of it to you, whether they invited you or not. Can you imagine thinking you are one of Taylor Swift’s friends and then opening your Instagram to this? I like a lot of things about the woman. Her cats,…

I agree. Love her, love her music, loved her in concert, love that she has a dry sense of humor, love that she’s something my growing-up-too-fast-for-my-liking daughter and I can still share...but this Instagram business with her is getting tiresome. “We’re just having fun jumping around open mouthed, making cupcakes,…

Like ... Rihanna doesn’t map out every minute of her fun for her followers to consume. Because she’s too busy being the literal coolest.

Hate to be the pedantic Brit

You must be really fun at tennis matches.

Watson had her on the ropes, the crowd kept being too loud and Serena complained. They booed her and that was the turning point after Watson couldn’t convert in that game up a break to serve for the match.

The dispute is ongoing, as ARod is insisting the money be donated to a charity he founded, The Human Fund.

Spiral cut. Trust me.

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