13. If you have scurvy, you could drink a Bud Light Lime-a-Rita and it would either kill the disease or kill you.

Or both.

12. In theory, it could prevent your death via dehydration.

I use the $20 during every single hotel stay. I’ve had about a 90% success rate. Once I even got a penthouse suite. It actually works to the hotel’s advantage. Instead of having a room unoccupied all weekend they fill it and free up a standard room — and those are more likely to be reserved last minute.

At most hotels this is within the realm of something employees are able & allowed to do and they permitted to collect tips (and patrons encouraged to give them). It’s more just a question of actually asking for it and getting it. I would hardly call it stealing or bribery when it’s built in to the business model. Most…

True dat. Hard to maintain a terrorist network when only one guy gets to do all the shooting.

“privately expressed envy that Houston’s presentation could be bolstered by projections and on-court analysis of a team that already had James Harden and Howard.”

If Kobe Bryant was a recruiter for ISIS, the US would have solved 75% of its problems in the Middle East at least a year ago.

On the plus side, you get to wear the color purple a lot more. On the not plus side, we give Kobe the keys to all our players’ houses. He usually doesn’t use the keys at all, but sometimes he does and the great thing is you never know when he will! When he does, it’s just typical Kobe pranks like killing your dog in…

I mean why wouldn’t you want to join a team after they bring a guy into your recruitment meeting to stare hate holes in you, present a coach that doesn’t think numbers and statistics have a role in strategy and higher ups that think the LA HOLLYWOOD TINSELTOWN Life is better than having a basketball team that can play…

What about if you come out of the bathroom during a party and realized you forgot to put your shirt back on? Awkward...

So this is how to get people to use public transportation. Make driving miserable.

well, anywhere besides her own goal...

She’s just trying to kick it basically anywhere, clearing it away from the Japanese attacker the pass is intended for.

This is not a good day for England.

They’re the first ones that actually started industrially producing sadness back in the late 1800’s.

The Cleveland of sports nations. National export is Sadness.

Totally agree with your general idea, but you cite a special case. “God damn” is actually a complete sentence. Also, in its most common usage in this form (“God damn,” as in “God damn this stupid old lawn mower”) there is the clear intention to put the emphasis on the second word.

Depends on how you’re saying it. Just like “goddamn” can be “god damn” if that’s how you’re saying it. In this case, I think a space between “mother” and “fucking” makes sense.

You realize that at the end of training camp, Phil Jackson will hold a presser with Dolan. Phil will walk in with a huge grin, spread his arms wide, and simply say “The Aristocrats!” before walking out.

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