You guys, my Jolie Kerr tribute band, Vinegar is Magic, is playing another show tomorrow night. As a reminder, the band consists of me singing a slightly off pitch rendition of “So Fresh, So Clean” in my shower over and over again. The show starts at 8:00pm, or whenever I get back from the gym. Nobody came last week,…

the guy in the first picture, with the deer antlers, was the Arch Duke Franz Ferdinand, the guy who was assasinated starting WWI. He was famous in his lifetime for having shot and documented the killing of more animals than any other human. He shot over 375,000 animals during his lifetime, hence all the antlers.

One reason the Spurs can get guys at below-market rates is that they can keep an awful lot more of their take-home pay in a state with no income tax and a city with super cheap real estate. Back-of-the-rotation guys can live like gods in South Texas.

It’s so incredible that drafting David Robinson basically set the tone and established the culture of sacrifice and winning for 3 decades. Probably the most valuable (long-term) pick to have ever been made by any franchise in the history of the league.

Incredible. I imagine this deal has raised eyebrow across the league.

they could write, “Customer declined repairs” on the estimate and hand it to the customer.

I wouldn’t let that stock photo girl leave either. She’s HOT HOT HOT!

I don’t really have a dog in this fight, but who gives a shit if Donovan took some time off? If he would have helped the team, he should have been on the team, end of story.

C’mon scary game squad

No, but see, it only matters when people talk about women’s appearances because this is Gawker Media.

All the hot dogs! No contest.

I was a grand prize winner for something similar to the Bud Light Contest. I was in college and it was the “Coors Light Silver Bullet Express”. Myself and a friend were given tickets on an Amtrak train that was hooked up with a bar, comfortable seating, a DJ, and some free snacks. They took us to NYC and we stayed at…

Nice transitions and callbacks between letters this week, Drew.

Suddenly, there was a loud bang by the conference room door. The increasingly loud discussions stopped immediately, as all heads turned to see a lone, dusty man, dressed in a worn and tattered Kings warmup outfit.

“I heard tell y’all are having problems here,” the man said, after slowly looking each of the warring…

It wouldn’t be the first time a guy from Kentucky is lured by Cousins.

Yeah, but that full-court press though...

Look, I don’t think the NFLPA does a particularly good job most of the time, but the thing that’s incredibly galling about this is that Troy’s pile of mendacious wordvomits is trying to conceal that the owners actively oppose every single thing he mentioned.

I don't think Lena is a flawless human being or anything, but I'd call an Oberlin degree in creative writing and numerous produced screenplays a pretty good resume to get a book deal out of. Plenty of fantastic writers don't even have college degrees, let alone MFAs: Lena's got a better academic background than, say,…

and what a mother sees with her own eyes

It's a homemade soup made of energy drinks and a heaping cup of stupid.