ESPN has responded with a SportsScience piece, two 30-for-30 films about the incident, and a debate between Skip Bayless and a straw-man about whether shouting "Horn" or using an actual buzzer would make Tim Tebow a better baller than LeBron.

When a pitcher pumps his fist and screams after a strikeout, he's a fiery competitor. If a hitter did the same thing after a home run he'd get a fastball to the head next at bat.

In order to maintain a semblance of her childhood while touring, Lorde's camp includes 3,000 infantry, 150 armored cavalry, a dozen trebuchets, and a phalanx of Hoplites.

Marine Todd to the rescue!

By the "logic" of this rule, ostensibly to prohibit players from gaining an advantage based on knowing the consistency of the hazard from which they must play their ball, Donald ought to have been penalized whether he "smacked" the sand or not, since he had already determined the consistency of the sand with his first…

Is there a word for when a player tries to take a charge, only the ballhandler never actually makes contact, yet the defender hits the floor anyway?

It's Duking, and it's always been Duking.

Listen, fuck face, I would have loved to embed the video of the highlight, but the clip on MLB's site is currently "not available for sharing." And if we rip the video and post it on our own, we get a cease and desist letter. So take it up with them.

And that's how you know you've succeeded in life. Nothing but good people showing up to see you off to the beyond who cared about you and celebrating the fact that they knew you. You don't need fame, or fortune, just people who'll say: "That guy was a great guy.". That's all I want in life, to help people have fun and…

Fucking idiots. Everyone from St. Louis knows that rules aren't supposed to be written.

They wouldn't be auditing for it if people weren't abusing it.

I was audited by mail once, two years after the fact. I immediately went back to my files and discovered that the error was completely my fault - I meant to do married-filing-separately, but accidentally filled in a field that I should have left blank and ended up converting to married-filing-jointly. As a result,…

Except the dog-trick halftime guy makes a living doing NBA halftime shows, along with the quick-change couple, the acrobat spinning brothers, the plate-spinning lady and a few others.
You go to enough NBA games, you eventually see them all unless you go out to the corridor and drink beer at halftime.

Oh please, watch me play the world's smallest violin.

I'm...not overly upset that UMD is leaving the ACC. If only they would also leave the DC Metro Area.

Hockey Fans: Notice that large and small beer cups are the same size, film video proving their point, post video online, organize lawsuit towards arena for the good of all hockey fans.

Lebron James: Burns American flag.

Which professional athlete has the most unbridled contempt for his teammates? Peyton Manning? Phil Rivers? Tom Brady? Kobe? Nate Robinson?

It's too bad that he went out with a whimper. From 1996-2002 he was truly amazing especially when you consider he was only 5-11 and was always among the top scorers in the league. It all came together in 2001 where he won the MVP and led the 76ers to the Finals (they lost 4-1 to the Lakers but it should be pointed…

Damn right. This is baseball. No fun allowed. Sit there and keep score, asshole.