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The Warrior don’t look like they’re too worried about it:

Grim Tiger Woods face. You ever see Tiger hit a drive he doesn’t care for?

I don’t disagree that we can rule out St. Louis for at least a decade, but eventually people will forget about the financial ramifications and convince themselves their misery is 100% due to that asshole that moved the team out of town and that their city really, really deserves a team. I’m not saying it will happen,

Honestly I wonder whether the most credible threat will be a city that decides it wants an NFL team and makes known that it’s willing to pony up for a stadium. So while San Diego, Portland, and San Antonio make the most sense, I wouldn’t rule out random places like Memphis (especially if they lose the Grizzlies), OKC,

For a second I thought the guy standing behind Gruden in the second GIF was Chris Christie

Agreed, I must know everything a Mascot Intervention entails.

I very much appreciate this article. I also thoroughly enjoyed the books but have long wished that she would leave them alone. I also wish I could un-read Cursed Child.

Right before the Browns won that game, I read that drive chart to my wife and she just started shouting STOP STOP STOP about two thirds of the way through. Congrats to both teams on a true ass performance.

Meanwhile, a Giants player somehow manages to get flagged while attempting to intercept the ball. My wife and I (both Panthers fans) agreed that the refs pretty much handed Carolina that game.

As an accountant (I’m not like those other accountants, I swear!), I think it’s HILARIOUS that ______ from accounting is the universal stand-in for the lame coworker.

In this thread we will discuss our weirdest recurring dreams.

Kind of makes you wonder whether that 12:1 time ratio they talk about in Inception isn’t something they just made up. It certainly fits in your situation.

Charlotte is not in the “Research Triangle” and wishes to be left out of this comment thread.

I did not know who PJ Fleck was until I read this and did a Google image search. Holy shit that guy is the king tryhard in an industry chock full of tryhards.

Can someone find me the video of the late hit Bostic laid on Fitzpatrick in the first quarter and/or explain to me why it wasn’t a helmet-to-helmet hit?

I have read this immediately after my own too-large lunch and I feel even more full than I already did so, um, thanks for that

I got to go the ACC Tournament a few times as a member of the Wake Forest pep band, and one time we bumped into Mike in a tunnel. We said hi, clearly awed, and then after he passed us, my friend whipped around and yelled CAROLINA KIA! Mike turned around with a huge grin on his face and repeated CAROLINA KIA and the

The home field advantage by sport has almost a direct correlation to how often the better team wins by sport. If you use the best record in each of the last ten seasons as a proxy for how often the better team wins (which is much quicker and less nerdy than these smarty pants PhDs), then the better team wins in the

Here’s one: how do people confuse bragging and humble bragging??? SO MANY people post “Quick humble brag: I just got promoted!” (Which might be related to people being “humbled” by things that are not at all humbling.)

I travel a couple times a year for business, and it’s usually only a 36-48 hour trip. I always try to carve out 2-4 hours to check out the downtown area and just get a feel for the place. I almost always leave thinking “oh man, that was fun, wish I had an extra day or two to keep exploring.” The only exception was St.