It’s obvious it wasn’t BWW because if it had been them, the tweets would have come out an hour apart.
Dr. Artemis Jones
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I look forward to dueling press releases over whether Ichiro is Assistant Chairman or Assistant to the Chairman
There’s no question that we did this deliberately, and the message is that we have an abundance of outstanding American play-by-play voices and frankly it would make no sense not to avail ourselves of that
With apologies to Mitch Hedberg, what if we had a mock draft of mock drafts?
This is one of the many things I love about pubs in Ireland. At most of those establishments, the bartender is In Charge, and they are not afraid to wield that power. If that means shushing people, so be it. If it means kicking out a group of people just because, so be it. And what do you know, drinking is actually…
There’s a little-known rule in the rulebook that you get one free punch if any golf pedants in your midst begin a sentence with “actually” at any point during that scene.
It’s worth noting that while the ruling is correct, the explanation is totally wrong. Rule 19 basically says that any ball in motion that hits anything other than the player, an opponent, or their equipment/caddie/etc. is “rub of the green,” which is rulesspeak for “tough shit, play it as it lies.” There’s absolutely…
Does finishing a statement with “Period. Full stop.” signal that what preceded it might be disingenuous or am I just really jaded?
Some might call this an “indefinite” suspension. Tomayto, tomahto
BACK IN MY DAY, we reserved sarcasm for TRULY STUPID takes, not just the merely annoying!
I’ve noticed (or possibly made up) a tendency within jurisdictions to stick to speed limits ending in either 5 or 0. In my hometown (Ellicott City MD), outside of the standard 25 in dense residential neighborhoods, nearly all roads have speed limits ending in 0. Where I live now (Charlotte NC), nearly all roads have a…
To clarify, the extension selects a random image from a curated batch of Google Earth images. A truly random image would produce crap about 99% of the time.
A roommate once received a set of pretty nice neoprene seat covers. Can’t remember if it was Amazon, but he called whoever it was and they told him to keep them. It said on the outside of the box they were seat covers, but not the type of vehicle. When my roommate opened them, he was delighted to find they were for…
His show’s Twitter account changed its header to an image of the First Amendment.
There is plenty of blame to go around and there were lots of bad decisions made by lots of people here.
Holy moly, might be time for me to head up to Concord for the first time in a while...
Why do the Red Sox still use that terrible number font?
I agree with this assessment. For better or for worse, the filmmakers leave a lot to be teased out by the viewer. At some point, much of the legal battle came down to the fact that (rightly or wrongly), the people and government of Oregon decided that the Rajneeshee were a threat to society and public officials had a…
I am shocked and appalled by how correct, thoughtful, and well-written this take is.