Beloved seasonal classic. Not to get all food snobby, but in my experience, the vast majority of people who dislike Thanksgiving turkey are the ones who don’t know how to cook it properly. Yes it takes a long time to make, this is why we only do it once a year. Not because it’s inferior to other foodstuffs. Brine it,…

Thank you for your service.

They’re disgusting vermin who hide in the shadows and defile their landscape. Their breeding habits are particularly revolting. For every item they devour, they ruin ten more.

I’d like Mueller to go to Jared.

This was my reaction as well. They’re a matching set of abomination.

I agree she and her fanny pack are an abomination.

You sure got a purty mouth.

They chose an icon marked by cowardice and failure: congrats white supremacists, you really chose the right team. Not that I’m surprised; you don’t have much of a chance at life when you’re the result of ten generations of inbreeding and meth.

The rules for quarantine and bringing animals in and out of a country are there for very good reasons. Especially in a place like Australia that is geographically isolated. You can’t break them because you’re rich and want your dogs with you.

God, I love Donny. Only someone as mind-blowingly over-confident and under-informed as he is could think scare tactics are a good idea against a man like Mueller. Because, yea, this absolutely looks like a man who is easily intimidated:

A golden raisin your dog (hopefully) vomited up;

Something you irrationally want to punch.

And is racist.

*Note: Tap water is from Flint, Michigan. And has been watered down with highly radioactive reactor cooling water.

He’s like tap water that has somehow been watered down.