The defining characteristic of Donald is that he is so emotionally needy that he has a bottomless desire to be loved and admired by everyone unconditionally. However, he realizes subconsciously that he is of a character devoid of qualities deserving of love and admiration, so the only other way he can capture the…
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That is possibly the most flattering picture pf Eric I have ever seen.
To be fair to eric he is at least PART human.
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Sir Roger Moore, one of the original James Bonds, has died at the age of 89.
“What brings us together is that we are very scared, highly unintelligent; both intellectually and emotionally, extremely bigoted, wrong, and soon to be forgotten very quickly.”
I’m going to fucking die: “Rename your Anxiety Excitement.”
When Mark Zuckerberg is President, he’s going to make not having a Facebook account enough suspicion to throw you into Guantanamo.
In 1973 the Washington Post won a Pulitzer Prize for its coverage of Watergate.
But now America’s going to be flooded with terrorist refugees like these terrifying displaced Syrians:
An anecdote of why you can’t run government like a business. As told by Jamie Vollmer:
reading this you can also map out Trump’s speech patterns
It is kind of embarrassing that college kids have more integrity and are more invested in ensuring a fair election of a student body president than adults who were elected to serve the people in federal government do about the goddamn president of the United States.
We’re dealing with a narcissistic lunatic who has resurrected white supremacy and has two actual Nazis in his administration. You’ve got nothing to feel bad about.
This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.
“I also asked if he believes immigrants who are arrested on suspicion of relatively minor crimes should have those arrests factor into their citizenship applications.”
She pulled vampire hunting duty tonight. She’s busy.
Sequesture: mythological animal, this animal has the peculiarity of having really tiny hands that are inversely proportional to its temper, some say it is an anchor baby from Scotland, its skin is orange due to all the hatred it has inside, it has a small brain but it manages to speak a few not very long words, it has…
I would do unspeakable acts to attend Jack Kirby's Spartacus sleepover, so yes.