Rooty, I am going to guess that (rhymes with Kevin Prunes) does not milk the cows himself. 

You seem to be under the delusion that somehow a little less melanin means more fitness to run the country. Newsflash:  race is a social construct with little basis in scientific fact. Newsflash Two:  the white folks are not exactly doing a bang up job. 

I don't think this will ever get old. 

Can’t be done without millions of casualties in South Korea. Way too high a price to pay, and one of the biggest reasons North Korea can carry on with this crap.

Now I know what I want for Christmas.

I have said for years that the most eloquent protest against these clowns would be an empty auditorium, but here’s Plan B: If seating capacity is 800, then clearly 800 police officers are needed to sit there and monitor the situation. LEOs take precedence over ticket holders. It’s a state of emergency, people.

No, Charles, a cameo would be just right--a little Gaga, like a little Dazzler, goes a very, very, long way.

Oh, no, Kelly! Thank you!

In my never-ending search for the coolest band names, “Jack Kirby’s Spartacus Sleepover” just made the top ten.

In my never-ending search for the coolest band names, “Jack Kirby’s Spartacus Sleepover” just made the top ten.

Well, clearly a majority of the Justices thought so. Justice Sotomayor did not, for reasons I happen to agree with, and if you don’t think this opens the door to police shenanigans, you have more faith in the cops than I do.

And oh so helpfully, the Supreme Court has ruled that the cops don’t actually need to know the law when they enforce what they don’t know. If that makes any sense at all, which of course it does not. Can’t recall the specific case at the moment.

Pretty much every other person on the street in Reykjavik looks like a Viking, but they’re such darned friendly Vikings you don’t worry about the raping and pillaging part. I’ll definitely be going back.

And not to put too fine a point on it, but 200x is just the average. Numbers like 300x and 400x are pretty common, all the way up to 1000x and 1500x. I’ve yet to hear a compelling argument for how someone’s contribution is worth 1500 times someone else’s.

Don’t forget the secret gay meetings. How does a gay black Muslim keep the calendar straight?!!

The Emperor has no clothes.

“I’m very happy to have raised awareness” (that I am the terrifying re-animated corpse of Joe Goebbels in a bad blond fright wig), said KKKellyanne KKKonway.

Been saying for weeks she is the re-animated corpse of Joe Goebbels in a blond fright wig.

I think it’s fairer to say Scalia had a carefully cultivated reputation for judging and ruling as an originalist but in fact felt free to depart from that whenever it suited his purpose of the moment. The biggest problem with these hearings is getting people to be honest, period. Roberts pretty much lied through his…

Lot of that going around. Humor helps (and proceeding from there to constructive engagement isn’t bad either):