The Special One Percent

RE2PECT the Process.

Yes. It’s a shame. I sincerely hope he’s ok. But if he kept his head up and went for the tackle instead of the hit, then there’s a good chance he wouldn’t be in the hospital right now.

Bring back Cheap Seats

If McCullers wanted that, he could’ve just kept plunking hitters in quick succession until a run or two scored.

It’s a good thing the Astros won otherwise Yasiel Puig would have invoked his right of Prima Nocta.

Kizer’s gotta have less confidence in himself at this point than Jason Whitlock does at a Weight Watchers meeting.

Good tweet.

Not surprised LeBron picked a costume with a better hairline than his own.

They really are college hoops crazy in Indiana. It’s a Final 4 banner just like the BBallers!

haha they hung a banner after losing the AFC Championship 45-7?

I believe that camp is known as Camp McCarthy.

Zach Miller: [wakes up in hospital after surgery]

There have been two games in World Series history with 5 plays where win probability changed at least 25%

i shouldn’t be shocked, but you have to be fucking kidding me

Ugh, how has MLB The Show not patched that by now?

Correa had a solid batflip, too. We should talk about that.

Because I’m a dick. Welcome to Deadspin for the first time.

Lucky for the NHL, I wasn’t going to watch it anyway. Along with most of the rest of America.