Worse, Julie would only hold his hand on a contraction to contraction basis. She refused to commit to multiple contractions in a row.

The game keeps changing. Just 7 years ago the Lakers and Lamar kept winning titles with a high four.

juju got his all i want is to get mine period i am the best receiver on this team comma ever comma period period ain’t nobody did any nothing anything to get me back period no backspace period dammit siri i dont use punctuation period stop it period i mean it and when i say period i mean period.

they already have a black WR

Sure, all Packer fans are Trump supporters AND all Trump supporters are racists. You do realize this logic makes you not one bit better than them, right?

“Man, the Browns are getting killed out here. You’d think they played in Las Vegas.”

Look at that, a rapist who doesn’t like people forcing him to do things he doesn’t want to do. How quaint.

When I found out the Coug’s logo actually said WSU, I was amazed.

She’s a fellow “go wait in the car” child.

Since my team was idle, I was not exactly plugged in to college football this weekend. But I can’t believe that this is the first time I am learning this amazing fact:

I remember the midges.... At the time, I was hoping it was the first of ten plagues to be delivered upon Yankees fans. But, alas, not all of America’s prayers can be answered.

Often overlooked in the midge thing was that the pitcher formerly known as Fausto Carmona also had to pitch during Midge-gate, and he was able to get out of the inning without any damage, which was a huge part of the Indians winning the game.

As a Saints fan, I can’t stand Cam Newton or the Panthers but wish everyone would just lighten up. Seems like everyone can’t wait to get offended by something. If that’s the worst thing he does for the rest of his life, then he’ll be first in line at the Pearly Gates.

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

LSU will be fine. That’s nowhere near what they paid Shaq.

Fucking idiot.

Does “Covered in Giants fan puke” also mean “wearing a Phil Simms jersey”?

Coincidentally, my bachelor party was six guys dressed like Columbo, getting handies in an alley behind a Dave and Busters - from a tired hooker we found on Craigslist...

Not one T.C. in the bunch?