Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

This guy must steal shit all the time, right? I can’t imagine the kind of person who’s first instinct on seeing an unattended jacket hanging on a chair is to take it isn’t a klepto or someone who has gotten away with just taking shit for so long that he doesn’t think twice about it.

I have nothing but great memories working here and covering four World Series, three Super Bowls, three NBA championship runs, a Stanley Cup and two U.S. Opens.

The title of the movie: “Blue Balls”.

I might not have happened if his dick was leaning ... the right way.

Between this and Rihanna casually mentioning that they are not friends, we should probably expect yet another emo rap album from Drake this summer.

The Raptors have been in the league for about 20 years now. They have contributed two things to the NBA.

Glad to see our police have military equipment from 2016 and photo equipment from 1996.

I mean it’s sort of forgotten that his rookie year, although he ran for 815 yards, more importantly his passer rating was 102.4. That year, pre-injury, he actually had the third best passer rating in the NFL, behind only Rodgers and Peyton Manning.

I’ve always wondered if Shannahan or whomever had been intelligent…

he and curt bunker together

More like @BauerPoutage, amirite?

Who wrote that tweet? Misspells “Bledsoe” even though it’s the core of the joke, and then completely misuses the parenthesis. Gotta be better than that.

You sure, Goodell, you rat-fucking bastard, that you wanted to remind people of the truth about your sport?

Salah is a god. That’s all I got.

Looks like the Liverpool PD needs to invest in some Crisco.

Why do people always capitalize TEAM when they make a point about disciplined basketball? Are they under the impression that most people are only aware of stars and can only vaguely make out the coordinated uniforms when told in advance by the great knowers of basketball?

+1 child immaculately conceived by the holy spirit of Joseph Smith Jr.

In a moment of jubilation, Mitt Romney holds up a “4,” signifying the number of times he’s had sexual intercourse.

He tried to ride the horse, didn’t he