I’m calling a Dr. Narwhals Mating - Rev. Dongo Pewee final.

Christ, guys, I’m at work.

Initial get-off is below average

...and after all that, he could still be required to join a substance abuse program.

Looks like they have already vanquished it.

And painting the team that has been champion of Germany 6 years in a row and counting and makes regular practice of stealing stars from other teams in their league as another David pretty rich.

See?

Ask and ye shall receive:

He wanted an even higher strikeout rate, but “Giancarlo Stanton” was already taken.

Are you actually comparing hockey in Australia to baseball in Japan?

Thoughts and prayers to Matt Olson and his family. Those were some bad hacks

The UFC won’t sue him. Dana White is not going to sit for a deposition where he has to answer questions, under penalty of perjury, about how the UFC does business.

Buncha hooligans.

I mean...he did go to Kentucky. I don’t think his math skills were refined all that much.

Talk about ending the season on a high note

Other advertising slogans banned include “Wazzup”, “Where’s the beef” and “Gosh, it would be nice if there were some women around.”

[slides a beer down the bar]

Barca is so screwed by this rule that they are...*checks notes*...the favorites to win the tournament.

I think it’s Harden.

He still does a fair amount of Pac-However Many games right? Watching/listening to him call Bol Bol games is going to be appointment television.