Eating popcorn while watching professional athlete grandson play is some life of kings shit.

Every time I think “Yeah, Westbrook should be the MVP,” Deadspin puts up one of these pieces and my reaction is “fuck that, I’d rather have James Harden on my team, so he gets my nonexistent vote.”

What a self-absorbed guy, thinking he should have everything. It’s like he’s repeatedly heard people say, “It’s all Cravy.” Next thing you know, he’ll be demanding his own train.

Because most people not in prison for life will have the benefit of using their trained skills. I don’t really care about death or life without parole prisoner satisfaction. I just don’t want them to face cruel and unusual punishment. It should be a relatively bad time (if you are never going to see the outside…

So most of this stuff is pretty horrific and should be changed, but some of it also seems reasonable like the lack of access to training and clubs. Death row inmates aren’t there to be rehabilitated. They are there to wait until they die. Training someone for the outside world seems kind of cruel as well given they…

but if his overbearing and oversharing father didnt share this news, did it really happen?

I think it sounds like she is out for money.

I commented elsewhere and this was my exact thought.

Any answer other than some clear variation of “no” sounds like some variation of yes.

“To go from such a good win against Chile to a loss in Bolivia...Argentine football still has a long way to go.”

Just a reminder that Luis Suarez is a little shit.

Out of curiosity, would it be better or worse if they looked like ass that wasn’t from the ass factory? Like, homemade ass, or some sort of hippie organic free range ass or whatever.

We used to use our initials for emails at my last job. I worked with a guy who’s initials were TAC. Took a long time to get him to give up the middle name... Tony Anthony.

Drunk driving and sexual assault. Can the Steelers sponsor his visa?

“And what is your purpose in visiting the United States?”

It’ll obviously never happen because it’d mean less money, but people would care a lot more about MLB if the season was maybe 40 games shorter. It’s tough to justify the importance of any game in June when winning or losing represents less than 1% of the season. And yeah, a 122 game season will still fall below that…

Ironically why I STOPPED watching the NBA, everything appears to be a “look at me” offense-oriented game, where players are more concerned with their ‘brand’ than actually contributing to a team anymore.

‘Hey, at least I didn’t kill my non-existent girlfriend and feed her to dogs!’

“Melania knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That’s what I was talking about. I don’t have a girlfriend,” he said.

Lopez obviously threw first ON VIDEO, and then claimed to the ref “He threw first. Fuck that guy.”

Also, Lopez’s punch was weak as fuck while Ibaka’s had some fucking HEAT.

You know what’s worse than wishing your small child a happy birthday on Facebook? Creating social media accounts for your newborn.