If you want more you’ll have to listen to my podcast.

There are a number of first round matchups that don’t have a team as good as EITHER of these teams. Shame one of them had to lose while teams like Northwestern, Xavier, and Middle Tennessee move on.

Chelsea will buy him back now that Lukaku is ready and Costa’s act has grown tired.

Also, one of the most popular karaoke joints in Los Angeles’ enormous Koreatown is named Ding Dong Dang.

So after years of people bitching and moaning about how Klinsmann isn’t playing for today and that he’s too critical and focused on youth, you got exactly what you wanted. Comfortable mediocrity.

Baseball isn’t my sport of choice, but it seems to me that if you go out on the field and throw a pitch, you’ve started an inning. And once you’ve started an inning, by definition until it ends you’ve played a partial inning. I’m just not sure how you can physically perform actions that can determine the outcome of…

“They’re trying to become the World Cup. But they’re not even close to being the Little League World Series.”

Moussa > Mousa

Dembele rankings:

Good to see he’s not suffering from ereptile dysfunction.

Alternative headline:

Wow, don’t get carried away with the game winning shot, announcer.

Holy shit.

The most insane stat I heard about the end of the game: PSG completed FOUR passes between the 85th minute and full-time. THREE of those were from kick-off after conceding Barcelona goals.

Oh, and the one I picked was the Falcons blowing the 25 point lead in February. That was literally the most mind blowing series of fuck ups I’ve ever seen in professional football.

I normally 10-2 refrain from making puns based on aggregate scores, but Bayern dropping a dime on Arsenal has simply forced my hand.

That was the same approach to testing at Prime Prep as well.

So what are the chances that at least one Warriors playoff opponent now tries this?

“Listen, either you play my music, or we’re playing nothing at all!” - James Dolan.