but hopefully, [I’ll] start shooting them in the playoffs.

Is that similar to JaMarcus Russell’s Codeine Syrup weight?

Five pounds of water? It’s Leonard “Shamwow” Fournette, everybody!

Debut Album tracklist:

Belichick returned the compliment with three grunts, a snort, and a sort of low guttural hum

Ahh, spring. The flowers begin to bloom, the birds start to chirp, and massive dongs fly through the air.

Can any of them play offensive line

+1 crippling mid-season injury

Wenger has always been very fourthright.

This article would *definitely* exist if he spent every weekend putting together puzzles on his time off. And it would be glorious.

Where was the article expressing the outrage of Obama playing 333 rounds during his tenure? Liberal hacks...

They’re using foam balls? That takes the fun of injuring your classmates out of the whole thing. In MY day we got walloped with those red rubber smelly balls and we LIKED it! #getoffmylawn

Hopefully when he’s ready to retire at 50 we can get him over to MLS

Wayne Rooney’s really let himself go.

Anything to get out of a place that would trade back for Tyreke Evans

I really don’t understand what NO has been doing. From what I’ve heard, they were specifically looking for a 5 because Anthony Davis does not want to primarily play the 5. Problem is, a lot of his value comes from playing the 5. His offense works much better without another big, and the Pels defense got MUCH better…

Sometimes I forget how disgusting the upper level teams can be in terms of their composition in Ultimate Team.

Two goals in minute with Messi and Ronaldo on the attack? What, he couldn’t get Pele’ and Maradona on his team, too? Slacker.