New York

Lubbock, Texas. Top that on your shitlist.

When Denver called that goal line timeout after KC had just focused on killing of the clock, I automatically thought that Belichick would have crushed them for doing that. At no point did I think Reid would have that level of response in him, but I have never been happier to be wrong.

To be fair, Haushka making the XP changes the dynamic of the whole situation so we have no idea if the Cards would’ve proceeded differently.

Update: He broke his leg.

So this is kind of shitty, in that, yes, Hauschka missed the extra point, but in the grand scheme of things, it wouldn’t have mattered anyway. The Cardinals needed a field goal, they drove down against the Seahawks defense and scored that field goal.

I agree. Why couldn’t it be fucking Brady who broke his ankle instead.

I assume Theismann was just in a rush to publish a tweet comparing their respective fates, but I don’t want to make any snap judgments.

This could really affect the Titans’ chance to get blown out in the first round of the playoffs.

Sad, reminds me of my panda.

To his credit, Allen also called Santa Ana after their meeting to apologize again.

At least for the last guy, sure.

On the plausibility scale - this is alongside “I never do this,” from a woman you just met that you’re fooling around with.

But judge...I swear I don’t drink. I was w/some friends, poured myself a diet coke from a jug, Yaya Yaya Yaya, now I’m here in court.

Army is kind of a joke, we know. I’m a 2010 grad who was a plebe at west point in 2006. This is my 10 year anniversary watching A/N as a cadet/officer. As Army ran out the clock, I started thinking of classmates I had that were killed in the past six years and I completely lost it. Started bawling. I hate hyperbole…

To be fair, this is a man who knows a few things about sub-par football.

No, Clinton lost. We’re probably not going to war with Russia now.