If you’re 20 years of age and dating someone and you find yourself in a yelling argument with them, the relationship is over. Walk away and delete them from your contacts. Like that minute.
You’re fucking 20. Find someone else.
Certainly don’t hit them or throw them down some fucking stairs (????).
No kids and not living…

Cooper would have at least pointed up to the wire to indicate to the officials that the down should be replayed.

I mean, some of the ages mentioned were 17 and 14 so...yes.

If you can get some sap to do the editing for $10, why learn it?

2016 is the weirdest year ever and this proves it. Huge money for a closer, who was traded from a rebuilding Yankees team to the world champion Cubs and then signed by the Yankees again, who plan on being under the luxury tax relatively soon. Wtf?

Whatever you need to tell yourself, man.

I fully expect Draymond to use the “Luigi defense” should someone tell him about Bishop’s statements.

I hear they’re going to introduce a new character in the next Transformers film called Suckimus Prime.

Ascot guy: “I say old chap, they’re now selling discount free-range escargot. How garish! This is what Trump has wrought upon the proletariat! The scoundrel!”

We call them hoagies in Philadelphia. Not heroes.

Ladies and gentlemen, the defense rests.

“Hey guys, who can rip an apple apart?”

It’s amazing how similar a great pass looks to a terrible play by a defensive back.

KC Star’s photographer caught the moment, and it’s just as glorious in freeze frame:

Burfict and Smith. A classic “Douchebag meets Douchebag”.

Joe Buck: “Talk about red skin, amirite?!?”

He’s getting paid handsomely, so I don’t really feel for him.

I wish they wouldn’t show guys crying when they get hurt. It reminds me that these are real people with painful injuries and not just pawns for my fantasy team. Total buzzkill.

I’ll be happy to watch his highlight reel if it’s all in the Bleus shirt

Take it easy, Goodell.