“The blows Barron and Donald delivered”
You’re the puppet.
But our cable package cannot into Premier League. Must’ve missed it somehow.
This is an ironic article being that Uber wouldn’t even exist today in most cities if it wasn’t for the greedy and controlling cab unions.
I think you have to take his birth name into account: Sanford Braun.
First Guy: “We need money. Let’s rob a warehouse.”
I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…
Alternate headline; ‘Ok This is Nuts’.
“The Human Vasectomy” is glorious.
I wish I had this feature for subtlety telling my wife that she doesn’t fit into that dress anymore.
“calling for help probably only made Kobe madder.”
Man, this episode of SVU is *crazy*
Yeah, it’s a civil case so money is the only issue. I could just as easily call her a money grubbing slut as you called him a rapist. Goes both ways.
I mean... there is a difference between a girlfriend and an FWB right? Or else me and all my partners have been doing it wrong.
You got to be Kaeding me, right?
Texas de Brazil, same set up as Fogo de Choa, but better. I go there once a year to absolutely defile myself with steak. Like, I have straight refused to allow my girlfriend to come with my friends and I, because she would only be disgusted.
Ballpark seat man can fuck RIGHT off. There is nothing worse than getting to your seat in the third inning after hitting traffic and some fat homer is already parked in it spilling beer and peanut shells everywhere. Then they give you a dirty look like you’re inconveniencing him and make a big production out of…
Yeah, I’m not sure how he gets that into a helmet.
"What is it with you people? You're touching each other's nipples, putting your balls in each other's mouths... I just don't understand your generation."