yeah because those are TOTALLY different... like if something is buried in the desert and you find it, you didnt uncover it, you discovered it, duh

ive never laughed at a piss joke. (sees how impressed everyone is, takes it one step further) in fact, ive never laughed before in my life.

The absurdity of mood jeans, the fact that they don’t detect emotions like anger but instead detect revulsion at jokers, and the fact that it’s all a transparent ploy to cover up that he pissed himself.

Seriously. It’s not even “ironic racism.” It’s straight up making fun of it by mocking a way it manifests on Twitter.

the keebler elf tweet is solid genius, and i’m a jew. the outrage over that tweet defies logic.

the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: “there’s actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron”

Repeatedly telling somebody “Choke me, Daddy” does not make them your father.

Chrissy, Ryan didn’t give you the superidol because you reminded him of his mom. He gave it to you because you lost the first challenge, and then threw up....that’s the kind of thing that tends to put a target on someone’s back.

Obviously you have never played Polybius.

At this point the people bitching about Rick and Morty’s worst fans are about as intolerable as Rick and Morty’s worst fans. And I’m pretty sure the former outnumber the latter. As far as the sauce debacle goes - yeah people should grow up some and the whole thing is embarrassing. But to play devil’s advocate for a…

I am going to fucking flag every single asshole who posts that goddamn copypasta.

Uh, people are fucking stupid and usually sheep? Are you for fucking real right now?

I love that you call people delusional yet you’re the one reposting a HOAX IMAGE, holy shit, you couldn’t be bothered to Google whether that image was real or not. “Pink Slime” is a real thing, but it’s not used in nuggets and it’s NOT EVEN CHICKEN, it’s generally beef.

You don’t have kids, do you? Especially not an autistic one that rarely gets excited about anything? Yeah, I was willing to wait a few hours for a poster for my son. When it became clear that our local McDonald’s wasn’t doing anything to prevent line jumpers and that there was no way we were going to be able to get a…

While I’ve been watching Rick and Morty since it started, I honestly knew nothing about its fanbase until the recent articles about writer harassment, anger about plot payoffs, that guy who paid $15k for schezwan sauce, etc. I was much happier being ignorant about the fans.

Has the new AV Club already forgotten about the age-old concept of two things?

The real question, of course: was it a “quantum leap” above “Quantum Leap”? Inquiring minds (and probably Scott Bakula) want to know!

I thought it never reached the heights of season 2 and is roughly even with season 1.

Hot take: This season was fine, but by no means a “quantum leap” above the first two.

Game shows have been on TV (and radio before it) since the beginning and aren’t going anywhere.