You misspelled sects, as in religious.

I care a lot about things I enjoy, even though I am not a cook.

For all the haters, I love Kristen Wiig... so suck it.

Look Erin, there's two sides to every story. Yeah, these guys are clearly showing support for a terrible man, but on the other hand, now every woman should know to avoid them. You shouldn't judge!

By the end they revealed she had no female friends other than Lily and Patrice and not many male friends either. The time she and Barney cheated on their respective significant others and she convinced him they would be together so he should dump his girlfriend so he did but she chickened out and let him know by…

I don't mind that the mom died of cancer but that whole "so, can I date your aunt Robin?" tone was just repulsive. Way to shit all over those kids, Ted.

Good idea is good:

This is what I can't get. Also, at 5 or 6 years old, the other kids are not going to really give a shit that one of their classmates has long hair and they don't. If they ask, it's a good teaching moment to explain to them about how people are can be different or look different but on the inside we're all the same and…

He was basically obliterating a $40 piece of steak.

Right. Because when I say I want to see a female-led superhero movie, I totally mean that playing a crappy sequel to a pretty good high fantasy RPG is an adequate substitute. While I'm at it, I might as well reread Little Women. After all, the characters are mostly women.

This is a great opportunity for whoever LiLo's understudy is. Theater productions start on time, every time, and don't wait around for impertinent actors.

I learned a bunch of shit I never would have sought out on my own. This sounds like the cliche of cliches, but I learned how to think critically. Not just read some text, memorize and regurgitate it, but really how to get down to the bones of something.

Depends on if you're in it only for money. College for me was a great experience that gave me a chance to learn another language, live abroad, do some cool internships, and build some of the best friendships in my life. I also learned a ton beyond job skills which are mostly learned on-the-job anyway.

John the Baptist cried out in the wilderness and people went out to listen to him. This guy cried out in the middle of the town square and everyone left. I don't know about you, but I'd say that's a clear hint from God.

I will watch it if they base it on the lost gospel of Biff, Christ's childhood pal:

Years ago, when I was working at a small company, they hired a young guy to assist the three senior women in our department.