Ok...this is some really bad analysis.
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So, uhh, that was a charge right?
Yea, you’re right. There is no way ESPN might have expectation of him having a major presence on twitter during the Super Bowl. Good call. This was definitely all about him building his brand which also doesn’t help ESPN in anyway. Nope, not one bit.
This comments section, in which everyone describes their own unique sleep habits in detail, is utterly fascinating. My favorite stories are the ones in which someone almost overslept, but didn’t. Incredible.
Alternate caption: Nick Tortelli punched in stomach by ghost
WAIVE THE NO TRADE CLAUSE! WAIVE THE NO TRADE CLAUSE!
“I was humbled that fat substitute producer Olestra named me the #1 metaphor of its side effects,” writes ESPN’s Darren Rovell.
I can’t stop laughing at how he runs towards the basket at the end.
...social metric company Onalytica named me the #1 influencer on Super Bowl Sunday,
Can’t stop watching this for some reason.
My God, this looks _terrible_. I mean, sometimes good movies have awful trailers but usually they try to prune through the movie and put some of the best parts in. If this is all they could find then we’re in for a painful 2 hours.
Yea, I guess thats probably more accurate. If he was half as smart as he thinks he is, he would be running NASA.
Long suffering Knicks fan and I have to say that Carmelo is the least fun superstar to watch in the history of the game.
“Who you callin’ a petard? Your the petard.”
Kudos to being self aware that your columns typically just spout off nonsense.
When an affectionate term like dear is used by a stranger/person in a position of power it always comes off as super condescending to me.
So he'll be running for President in ten years?
Has there been any insight into why she does so well with African American voters given her spotty history regarding their interests? It seems so bizarre to the point of being baffling.