ETA: holy shit, the teenage psyche is just so complicated and crazy and I don’t know how any of us made it out and became semi-functioning sort-of adults.

Living in Massachusetts, I have been following the case since her arrest and what she did was seriously messed up.

I’m not a fan of Rick Reilly at all, but the toxic meanness of this is so off-putting. One of the best things about Grantland was that Bill Simmons didn’t hire writers who think venom and harshness should be a default approach to people or events they don’t like. I guess that approach is part of the Gawker empire’s…

I hope that you're wrong, but fuck...what you've written seems far too possible. This is legitimately scary.

i feel like democrats are wholly unprepared for how many will jump ship from the party should hillary be the nominee?

are people sure that the democrats will beat him

“I do love you, but like a contestant.”

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Third and Fourth Chins are not amused. Today is their day too!

I see what you tried to do there.

My biggest fantasy is that he wins the republican nomination handily, then says such ridiculous things in the primary that hillary wins in a landslide, and then after he loses says “yeah, i just thought she should be president so I made up the most ridiculous things I could. Republicans are idiots for believing me.”

I want an alternate version TOO DRUMPF TO FUCK.

The Knicks flat out killed any chance they had of winning with Anthony by trading for him.

Yeah, I keep hearing about this “Durant to the Warriors” thing, and I don’t get it. Is it going to make them scarier? How? They’re already laying claim to “Best Team of All Time” without Durant. Why mess with the chemistry and depth of the Best Team of all time to, I dunno, add scoring that the team doesn’t need? I’m…

Definitely see your point, and I’m sure it’s an option that has not only been considered but is likely still the more realistic likelihood.
But:
1) There’s no guarantee Steph is going to be an 82 game shoe-in for the next 4 years (the likely length of Durant’s next deal), and if he goes down, having Durant would sure…

Translated from the Russian: And of course, Steph Curry hits the long range 3 for the win. An inevitability just like the slow creeping onset of winter, crushing the joy from the people and reminding us all of the impending nature of our own deaths. You can see it on the Thunder players’ faces. You might think from…

You never have to qualify enjoying watching another team as a Knicks fan

This shit is so unreal. Like...I’m just glad I was watching it happen. Peak Steph right now reminds me of Tiger Woods in his prime. We haven’t seen anything quite like it. Serena, I guess, but it’s different because tennis is mano a mano. Steph is turning basketball into golf with how he’s so creative.

You're right Burneko, this SUCKS to watch.

You mean the one where Kevin Durant jumped into Andre Iguodala and didn’t give him a place to land?