She got the pipe, alright.

Patrick, this was the Visa U.S. Grand Prix, not the X Games.

Pretty much. Trump’s greatest gift is an inexplicable gift for making labels stick.

Give up his daily bacon grease smoothie. He’s that committed.

I hear what you’re saying, but the reason I don’t find it interesting is we already knew there are lots of different ways to score, even without contrasting a single game from Wilt and Steph.

+1 therapy session.

A new record for most points scored with only one free throw?!

Well said. And I’d go a step further and argue that fans of the Sox, Cardinals, Seahawks and Patriots aren’t even that obnoxious (okay, Boston fans are the worst, but no worse than Bostonians in general).

Hey, everybody!

Well, it sounds like you don’t like baseball for reasons other than pace of play. That’s fine.

Why not just go to these? I can’t think of a single way it would adversely impact the game and it would have the added bonus of infuriating the type of person who wails about “the pussification of America.”

So many factors in the stretch run as the Warriors chase 73.

I doubt Price actually believes this stuff. He’s just positioning himself for an appointment by Trump as the Secretary of the Treasury.

He was once told an unbelievably drunk and obnoxious heckler that he’d wrap his dick around her neck and start her up like a lawnmower.

Good article, and I’d add one more thing . . .

I love having sex when I’m high because it intensifies everything.

I’m a straight guy and I’d do it.

Wow. That’s an amazing display of strength.

God, you’re condescending.

All this means is that spree shooters will take out the teacher first, and then continue with their plan.